GALLO, jakob adrian

[JAKOB GALLO]

JAKOB ADRIAN GALLO

“hey dad look at me, think back and talk to me, did i grow up according to plan?”
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{ male | seventeen | biseuxal | umbrella vendor }

MEDICAL CONDITIONS: no

MORTAL OR IMMORTAL: mortal
BEEN IN LOVE: kinda
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS: not looking
BROKEN THE LAW: *gasp* never!
BEEN ARRESTED: not yet =D

FACE CLAIM: [b][color=738BAE]•[/color]EFRON, zac[/b] [i]playing[/i] jakob adrian gallo

PERSONALITY:

[/i]great in bed.

Oh, and gay.

Outright, and flaming fucking gay.

Sucks to be me."¹

i'm not really the most descriptive person on the planet, that's for sure, so i don't know if just writing everything out is gonna help all too much, but hey? to start out, i'm gorgeous! not a personality trait, you say? i think you're wrong! because when you're as gorgeous as me on the outside, you're just as fucking beautiful on the inside.

and okay, i'm that kind of guy who's straight up with his answers. i'm not going to lie just because i value our friendship. nah, i'm going to tell you that you look like a slut-faced whore straight up because, you know what? maybe you do. and that's what makes me so awesome. i'm not afraid to tell the truth, and yeah, it hurts, but deal with it, because it's what i do. mr. honest opinion, that's me.

okay, so i'm pretty smart. not really the first thing you can tell when you see me, but hey? i happen to try hard in school. doesn't look like it, but i do. sure i may act like a dipshit at times, but in school i get straight as, and yes, i'm gonna fucking brag about it.

and i should probably, before you read much farther, tell you how obscene i am. yeah, i curse a lot, but what teenage doesn't. i'm vulgar, loud, and probably the most obnoxious person you'll say you've ever met. but have you ever seen a dude with a bigger (prettier) heart than mine? i highly fucking doubt it.[/ul]

BEST QUALITY:

[/i] do you get? i'd say not much, but that's just my opinion, ya know?[/ul]WORST QUALITY:

[/i]. i am not that stubborn, goddamnit! wait, are you disagreeing? you shouldn't. ah, okay, i'm a bit of the stubborn nature. it's not my best quality, that's for sure. but, you know, it helps me out sometimes. sometimes being the understatement.[/ul]HOBBIES/INTERESTS: being sexy.
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APPEARANCE:

[/i] if i may add. anyway, so imagine this guy, he's hot, everyone loves him, adores him, worships him. he's got it all: looks, style, and gayness. fucking fruity gayness. okay, got that picture? that's me, minus the 'everyone loves him' which is only half true. i'm tan, probably from being an umbrella vendor at the fucking beach, you know? and i'm hot. i've got some muscle, or at least it looks like i do, but strength? yeah, out the goddamn window.[/ul]

CLOTHING STYLE:

[/i]. it's not my fault i pay more attention to the way i look that some of the other fuckers on the island. i like skinny jeans (they make my ass look really fucking hot) and t-shirts. i'm not really one to dress up but i do like looking nice. no wrinkles in my shirts or any of that shit. it kills a first impression, you know?[/ul]INSECURITIES: the flaming gayness
ODD/UNUSUAL MARKS: i'm thiiiss big *pinches fingers together*.
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HISTORY:

[/i] for him. yeah, nothing too dramatic has happened in my life.

goddamnit, my mother still cries at night when she's alone. fucking sucks, right? not really. i spend more of my time out on the beach than at home anyway, so it never really affected me. he didn't even spend too much time with me to begin with. he was always interested in his work. fucking science. all he wanted was to find out how the immortal shit happened. he didn't even care about my mother. all he wanted was a kid to carry on his duty. hah, carry on his duty my ass. i couldn't give a flying fuck about that kind of shit. and frankly, i don't think he'd ever let me near his laboratory, so screw him. he left the house when i was fourteen, i've seen him since then, lots of times too. "hey mr. gallo what's up?" not really. he nods (sometimes) and goes along on his merry fucked-up way.

what else happened in my life? oh, yeah, when i was thirteen the rumor spread that i was a fucking homosexual. okay, i'm not. i may look it, but i'm not a fucking faggot. try again, bastards. anyway, so ever since then, you can imagine how that would destroy a thirteen year old's life. well it did mine. the boys in my school refused to talk to me (who the fuck wants another dude hitting on them) and the girls... well they were just glad they could get a guy to go fucking shopping with them. i'm not that flaming, okay?

life story? yeah other than those two things, pretty fucking sucky. just like a normal teenager's life, except that i've been pretty much hated by those of the masculine gender since i was fourteen. why? because apparently i don't have the appropriate testosterone levels for those bastards. whatever, i've got all the loving i need with my hot body. narcissistic much? yeah, since i was ten and looked in a mirror. [/ul]

BEST MEMORY:

[/i]. you know how, back in kindergarten, when nobody judged you? back when girls had cooties and boys toilet-talked and nobody gave a shit? ah, the good old days. the times when you never got in trouble because you were too innocent. ah, okay, i wasn't, but i pretended to be--screw that, i was a fucking angel. with white wings.[/ul]WORST MEMORY:

[/i] i was too vulgar. vulgar my ass, i'm a sexy bitch. anywho, i lost my job because i was just too good for them. betcha they were jealous. but now i have a new job, actually it's not exactly a job, it's a hobby. i sell umbrellas. yeah, umbrellas, like beach umbrellas for sitting under so nobody gets cancer. i sell them for thirty bucks each, lend them out for twelve; overpriced, yeah, but imagine buying a frigging hundred or so umbrellas. you gotta make the money back somehow right? but that's another story all together. point being, i lost my job for using my usual colorful language. it was like they wanted me just to shut the fuck up or something? like that was going to happen--hence why i got fired. it was awful, mainly because my dad got really pissed off and you know what that's like, right?[/ul]
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